The great man yet again comes up with exactly the right line:
P.J. O'Rourke, author-pundit: He's going for Bush because "I don't want Johnnie Cochran on the Supreme Court." He adds that he always votes Republican "because Republicans have fewer ideas. Although, in the case of George W., not fewer enough."
Also: pagan rights seem to be fairly safe.
(Via Doctor Frank and the latter also via Accidental Verbosity.)